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Mariah Carey has put on 15 pounds and loves it - Celebitchy Not tired of seeing curvy Kelly Brook in sexy lingerie? Here’s one more shoot!  - Hollywood Tuna Gisele Bündchen is nude. And painted - Egotastic Dance Your A$$ Off Contest - Fitceleb Kirstie Alley lands weight loss reality show - I’m Not Obsessed Heidi Montag is doing Playboy, of course - The Superficial Did you see Kristen Stewart’s new hairstyle? - Hollywire How do you all like the new Miss California ? - Celebslam Miley Cyrus gets nose piercing - JustJared © Versus for Skinny VS Curvy , 2009. | Permalink | One comment Tags: Friday links Related posts Paris Hilton and Kathy Griffin Bring Friday Links! (1) Nicole Scherzinger Presents Friday Links! (9) Miss Great Britain Presents: Friday Links! (5) Mischa Barton Brings Friday Links! (20) Mischa Barton Brings Friday Links! (5)

Angelina Jolie was named Forbes ‘ ” most powerful celeb in the world ” last week. Naomi Wolf , in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar (?) thinks it’s cuz Brangie “brings together almost every aspect of female empowerment and liberation.” Or something like that. “Serious thinkers” talking about pop culture is sort of my favorite thing ever, almost as good as when opera singers cover Stevie Wonder or chefs “reimagine” Twinkies. In recent weeks, we’ve seen Wolf, Rhodes scholar, prominent third-waver and beauty myth-maker, ask ” who won feminism? ” - the humorless old hairy-leggers or those of us living the dangerous vida loca?! The answer, according to her …

Alessandra Ambrosio + Bruno ? What do you think of this shoot? - JustJared Kelly Clarkson : I’m Tired of Hearing “the Fat Joke” - In Case You Didn’t Know Audrina Patridge sells burgers in a bikini - The Superficial Denise Richards  opens up about plastic surgery (and yes, she’s had it) - I’m Not Obsessed Pick your favorite Megan Fox picture! - Polls Boutique Kendra Wilkinson’s Pole Workout - Fitceleb What do you think of Ciara’s provocative stage outfit? - Hollywood Tuna Eva Longoria reveals her bikini figure! - See some pics at Egotastic  and then some more at JustJared Katherine Heigl - Red Carpet Rewind - Hollywire   © Versus for Skinny VS Curvy , 2009. | Permalink | 2 comments Tags: Alessandra Ambrosio , Friday links Related posts The Hottest Angel in a Red Dress Is… (18) Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio in Elle Magazine (22)…