It’s old school today with Moe Tkacik and me weighing in on recession spending, New Orleans’ new Congressmen Cao, and what we would do for the money Bristol Palin’s getting for pictures of her spawn. MOE : I wanted to enter on some funny note incorporating Sully’s reax to Bristol Palin having a kid after all, but he has been posting pictures of people’s windows. It doesn’t look like he has posted actual content in days —- GAY.

Sure, she got the short end of the stick when Brad Pitt dumped her for Angelina Jolie, but it looks like Jennifer Aniston is having the last laugh after all. As previously reported by the Gossip Girls, Aniston’s “Marley and Me” scored a higher Christmas opening day take than Pitt’s “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” ($14.6 million vs. $11.8 million), and the trend has continued through the holiday weekend.

Just thought we’d throw up a post before we were done with our morning reading. It was a pretty quiet couple of days around the internet, but now everyone has to hit the ground running if they are going to post their Top Ten ______ List before the new year. We’re going to be testing out some little formatting fun-ness and hoping to bring you the same highlighted entertainment absurdity over into 2009. And what better way to highlight that things have remained the same than another Batman 3 rumor that was e-mailed to us over the holiday. Outside of the obvious disclaimer that we know nothing about Batman 3 because Nolan hasn’t even started working on it yet, this was the complete text of the e-mail: The movie is being made .

This holiday weekend remained mostly business for Katie Holmes who kept busy with her Broadway duties. While a few of you were not a fan of Katie’s street style looks this year, she’s not ready to ditch the denim or her trusty scarves. Katie did get to take a break from work to hang with Suri who got all dolled up for a movie when the mother daughter duo and doll went to see Bolt . You know we can’t get enough of this toddler and these are just more adorable pictures the family can add to this year’s collection of sweet Suri moments . To see more of Katie and Suri just read more

Living the good life, Naomi Campbell flaunted her bikini figure while enjoying a sun-filled vacation in the Maldives over the holiday weekend (December 27). Accompanied by her Russian billionaire boyfriend Vladislav Doronin, the temperamental supermodel offered a rare smile as she splashed in the water alongside her beau and two of his scantily dressed guy pals.