
How embarrassing! Hasbeen actor Stephen Dorff was so startled by the paparazzi outside of a London nightclub that he accidently headbutted his date on Tuesday night. Ouchie ouch! A ‘real’ celeb would have dealt with the photog’s camera flashes with ease. Hey, he should be thankful they were even taking his pic! Can you name just TWO Stephen Dorff films besides Blade ???? [ Image via Focus Pictures/Pacific Coast News. ]

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen were in London Tuesday to launch their Elizabeth and James line of clothing in the U.K. Hopefully they’ll avoid a nasty confrontation with their frienemy that’s also in town! We’re digging Ashley’s outfit more than Mary-Kate’s. Yes, we can differentiate the two. Can’t U? We can’t even tell what’s going on with MK’s clothes. Maybe that’s why the siblings have been experiencing a little rivalry as of late? Hmmm? [ Photo via Getty Images .]

On Tuesday, U.S. officials granted troublesome U.K. pop tart Lily Allen a U.S. work visa. The spoiled brat’s permit was revoked by immigration officials last year when she was arrested for attacking a photog. She plans on touring America in 2009 to promote her second album, All Right, Still . Do any of you care? [ Image via WENN. ]

Mush Mush just picked a fight that she’s going to lose. Badly. The severely style-challenged Fartone had the nerve to totally diss Victoria Beckham ’s fashion sense to the UK’s Sun . No joke, here are the hasbeen’s exact words: “Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish. I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all.” Then pompous Mush Mush went to compliment her own ’style’: “I don’t dress for anybody else, and I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing.” When girls get bitchy it’s mostly because they’re jealous, right? Is Mushy bummed because her thunder thighs would have never accommodated those kick-ass PVC boots Posh fiercely rocked recently in the NYC? Oh yeah, and Mush Mush’s cankles totally rule out all those fun Spring 2009 shoes that we’re sure will look fab on Vicky B! [ Images via WENN. ]

She’s arived! Paris is in London, doing what a socialite does best: partying. But, the golden blonde looked particularly glamorous and demure in her multi-toned leopard print wrap dress and what’s more, she was snapped leaving The Whiskey Mist Nightclub at an early bird 2am! London doesn’t usually hit the hay until 4 in the morning! That’s probably because girlfriend had work to do! The professional socialite was in London filming the U.K. version of her reality BFF show. [ Images via WENN .]
It gets worse for Iceland! The U.K. is threatening to sue the country over lost deposits held by 300,000 Britons in Icelandic banks

This is just a bit too crazy. And gross!!! Anthony Morley, pictured on the left, was the first winner of the Mr. Gay UK contest, who won the title back in 1993. However, those days are long gone and now Morley is facing some serious and disturbing legal problems. The 35 year-old has been charged with murdering a man and reports are that he planned to eat the corpse! WTF!?!?! Morley was held after 33 year-old advertising exec Damian Oldfield’s body was found at a house in Harehills, Leeds. A chunk of Oldfield’s right leg had also been cut out. Police reported they found the flesh diced as if it had been prepared “for cooking.” They also believe Morley had already “eaten some of the flesh.” Ewwwwww! As for the cops, they were alerted when a man, who was covered in blood and wearing a white nightgown with slippers, walked into a nearby kebab shop. Turns out Oldfield worked for the gay magazine, Bent , and used to be in a relationship with Morely, though they were not believed to be together any longer. Morley is expected in court next week. Let’s hope if convicted, he stays in jail for good. You can eat cock, but not LITERALLY!!!!!!
by Gossip Daddy on October 7, 2008

Chris Martin sported a new, shorter ‘do at the Q Awards in London on Monday night. It really brings out his ugly! Why didn’t his supposedly fashion/beauty savvy wife intervene???? [ Image via WENN. ]