Lindsay Lohan turns 23 tomorrow, but she’s allegedly already been paid $70,000 by the MGM Grand for hosting an all-day “pre-celebration” in Las Vegas last Saturday. Even though LL changed bathing suits five times and promoted her Sevin Nyne tanning product, a source says: “None of her really close friends were there” and LL just did it for the cash. [ Page Six ] Meghan McCain thinks Hilary Duff would be a great choice to play her in a movie: “I think she’s really hot - hotter than me - but I’d still want her to play me.” [ Gatecrasher ] Even though …

It was the hang-up heard all around the world. The story of how designer Malcolm Harris hung up on Angelina Jolie - not once, but TWICE - because he thought she was a prank caller has now been immortalized by the media, having been repeated over and over again by everyone from Page Six to Access Hollywood . At the heart of the media whirlwind, Harris has maintained his cool and dignity. He has also maintained that celebrity status is not what he is seeking. While most would lose their heads and try to exploit the Angelina story for all it was worth, the prominent designer of Mal Sirrah, Inc. and philanthropist has more transcendent goals in mind. Namely, changing the world One-Dress …

As mentioned yesterday , after Perez Hilton insulted Fergie , Perez and Will.I.Am had a confrontation in which Perez said: “I don’t need to respect you, and you’re a fag. You’re gay, and stop being such a faggot.” GLAAD is not happy! A spokesperson for the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation says: “These are vulgar antigay slurs that feed a climate of hatred and intolerance toward our community. For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is ‘The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear,’ is incredibly dangerous. It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community. And…

Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan are joining forces to create a reality show wherein people who are “on the wrong track” plead their cases for a second chance and are given 1 million dollars to start their lives over. [ USWeekly ] Both Seacrest and Lohan discussed the show on their Twitter pages: “Met with Lindsay last night about a show idea I have for her…it helps people and gives others a second shot!” wrote Ryan, while Lindsay wrote: “Working on a really great project for television — I am excited!” she wrote. “Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC… :)” [ USWeekly ] David Duchovny and Tea Leoni…

Shia LaBeouf on his mommy comments: “It was Mother’s Day coming up and I don’t have any problems appearing crazy to make my mother smile, but she is the most beautiful woman on this planet and I love her. [ Extra ] “She’s fly as hell. I stand by that. My mom’s awesome….I think the sickness is also on the other end to be able to twist the words and make it as ridiculous as that. Clearly, I’m not having sex with my mother. It’s ridiculous.” [ Extra ] Sadness! Bradley Whitford and Jane Kaczmarek are divorcing after 16 years of marriage. The couple has three children. [ People ] Robert Pattinson ’s sparkly vampire abs are reportedly painted on: “Rob had a team of makeup artists working on his stomach to make it appear as if he had a six-pack,” says a source…