A few months ago, I came home to find my dog rolling around in a pile of garbage, celebrating his destruction with the dance moves of Templeton from Charlotte’s Web . The first words out of my mouth were “For Cripessake!” I swear, perhaps too often. My default frustration lines are typically “for fuck’s sake” or “are you fucking serious?” And yet my first reaction to obvious bad behavior on the part of Garbage McWoof was to open my mouth and let one of my mother’s favorite phrases come flying out. Apparently, it’s a fairly common phenomenon. According to the Daily…
