"She Needs Energyless, Artificially Sweetened Foods And Beverages Like A Turtle Needs A Seat Belt." [Oldies But Goodies]

by Andrew Simon on December 5, 2009

The next time anyone gives me crap about eating Pop-Tarts with a side of Sweet Tarts for breakfast, I’m going to show them this vintage ad , which praises the powers of sugar, claiming that “sugar’s got what it takes.” [ VintageAds ]

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"She Needs Energyless, Artificially Sweetened Foods And Beverages Like A Turtle Needs A Seat Belt." [Oldies But Goodies]

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