“Simon has that naughty look in his eye. He isn’t my type, but he is so charismatic and charming and the ladies go for the whole power thing. I know a lot of celebs have crushes on him.”- Rihanna [ TheSun ] Rush Limbaugh is reportedly “resting comfortably” after being, uh, rushed to the hospital with chest pains last night. [ TMZ ] Tracy Morgan recently stopped at Babeland to buy “motion lotion,” presumably before taking cornbread behind the middle school and getting it pregnant. [ PageSix ] A friend of Charlie Sheen says the actor feels like he “let himself down by drinking” and that “he does not want to get divorced again.” [ People ] Oh, dear: Michael Lohan was spotted partying with Jon Gosselin ’s girlfriend-for-like-a-day, ex- Star reporter Kate Major . “They partied until very late Sunday,” says a source, “On Tuesday, they went for dinner…
