Sequins! Speeches! Dance numbers! Awkward moments featuring Mario Lopez! Who could ask for anything more? Let’s all watch together as 53 women compete for the title, the scholarships, and the fabled mascara-wiping, crown-holding walk down the runway. 8:28 pm: Every interview so far can be boiled down to “I want to be Miss America because…I’m awesome and I’ve always wanted to be Miss America.” 8:25 pm For some reason, the background music is killing me. I can’t stop laughing. I also keep looking for Gracie Lou Freebush, who, sadly, is nowhere to be found. 8:23 …
