You see, Mr. Claus, I think we should talk about it. Santa, it’s kind of cool to send models to Chile’s Andes Mountains and all, but really, even though the girl in the coat looks adorbs as she “poses” or drunkenly weaves through the snow, the dude in the poncho and hat in the back looks more interesting. Bad-ass, even. Even the horse is like, “Bish plz. Nay.” Santa, don’t you love this shot? The textures and colors! And if you, Mr. Claus, feel bringing this girl a pearl twisted hammock necklace ($98) and a pearl-and-crystal avalanche necklace (135), that would be awesome, because I’m loathe to pay those prices for them. And I’ve been good. Have you ever tried this, St. Nick? Going out it lots of cute layers instead of a coat? Does it …
