While going through photographs from yesterday’s Black Friday shopping madness, I noticed that many of the pictures resembled shots from films depicting zombie takeovers or an impending apocalypse. With that in mind, I bring you Black Friday: The Movie . In a world where people wake up at 4am to get a good deal on a television set… …where human beings are willing to spend $25.00 on a crayon maker… …and where people continue to “choose juicy…” …we should have seen it coming. “Mr. President, he says his name is Todd and that he’s from the planet BroGo. He says he’ll destroy Earth unless…we shop.” Dun-dun-dun!!!! There is no resistance… “Jesus, Helen, what…
