This headline promises, “Get Gwyneth Paltrow ’s Ankles.” Not that I want them, but let’s be honest: The only way to really “get” them would be to sever them from her legs with a sharp knife, no? [ Times Of London ]

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"A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints" [Eyeroll]